Gather 280 or more of these lidded containers* and fill** each with a different something. Stack them as evenly as possible and water them three or more times a week for many weeks, never exceeding twelve waterings a week.
If a container cracks, it's recommended it be responsibly disposed of and its contents*** transferred to an unused container.*
*I.e. 8 ounce clear plastic deli containers.
**Upwards of 80% full is recommended.
***If its contents have spoiled, they should be transferred all the same.